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There's something to be said about being so adamant about something that you're willing to make things infinitely worse to stick to your initial principle.

Unfortunately, those things can't be printed publically.


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I don't like Snow Patrol.

However, everytime I hear a new song, think its someone else, kinda get into it, and decide I like the song, it turns out to be Snow Patrol.

I guess I like Snow Patrol.


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I bashed the abysmal Oakland Raiders just long enough to jinx my Steelers against them. Crap.

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Apparently the world's owner's manual is a Wombat.

Cutters and runners.. hmm..

Tubby McDruggypants is labelling Rebublican voters who don't vote 100% party line as "cut-and-runners."

Leave it to the bloated addict to whip out the drug terminology.

It probably went something like this...

Deep within a swampy undisclosed location..

Luthor: Like the new place?

Cheetah Yes yes, very nice.

Grundy: Okay, so we at $1.75. What's the goal here?

Bizarro: $8.50!

Scarecrow: hush.

Grodd: $2.20 would be comfortable.

Luthor: This would be a lot easier if I could just run things.

Sinestro: Quiet. You know the plan.

Grundy: I don't get it.

Sinestro: That's a stunner.

Luthor: SILENCE! Braniac, how do we get to $2.20 a gallon?

Braniac: It's the most devious plan ever!

Giganta: Get on with it.

Braniac: We blame the world producers for low output all summer, jack prices to $3.00 and beyond, then bring them back down to $2.20 around the elections!

Toyman: And take the credit for it! AHAHAHAAAA!

Cheetah: Brilliant!

Captain Cold: Chilling!

Luthor: Lame!

Captain Cold: Go shoot someone in the face!

Grundy: I don't get it.

Sinestro: That's why you're the president.