Saturday, October 21, 2006

It probably went something like this...

Deep within a swampy undisclosed location..

Luthor: Like the new place?

Cheetah Yes yes, very nice.

Grundy: Okay, so we at $1.75. What's the goal here?

Bizarro: $8.50!

Scarecrow: hush.

Grodd: $2.20 would be comfortable.

Luthor: This would be a lot easier if I could just run things.

Sinestro: Quiet. You know the plan.

Grundy: I don't get it.

Sinestro: That's a stunner.

Luthor: SILENCE! Braniac, how do we get to $2.20 a gallon?

Braniac: It's the most devious plan ever!

Giganta: Get on with it.

Braniac: We blame the world producers for low output all summer, jack prices to $3.00 and beyond, then bring them back down to $2.20 around the elections!

Toyman: And take the credit for it! AHAHAHAAAA!

Cheetah: Brilliant!

Captain Cold: Chilling!

Luthor: Lame!

Captain Cold: Go shoot someone in the face!

Grundy: I don't get it.

Sinestro: That's why you're the president.

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