Sunday, November 05, 2006

The Real Headline

Former Operative, First Enlisted In 1959 As A Member Of A Failed Six-Man CIA Squad To Assassinate Iraqi Prime Minister Abd Al-Karim Qasid, Trained In Beirut By The CIA To Head The Baath Party Coup That Eventually Killed Qasid In 1963, Facilitator Of American Efforts To Relieve Threats To America By The Iranian Ayahtollah In The 80s, And Now No Longer Useful To Us, Sentenced To Death Overnight In A Postponed Ceremony Timed To Influence Sunday Morning Political Discourse Two Days Before A Critical Midterm Election



BAGHDAD - Saddam Hussein, whose trial for crimes against humanity adjourned three weeks ago, was officially sentenced to death by hanging early this morning by a tribunal headquartered in Iraq.

Hussein, who lost favor in the eyes of his American employers in the early 90s by straying from US wishes and invading the neigbor country of Kuwait, will be martyred later this year in an event that will potentially spark the greatest scale civil war seen in the Mesopotamian region in 1000 years.


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