Deep Thought - Like Substance

So.. if Hurricane Ike gets all Blow'd Up on greater metropolitan Houston, will W then try to invade Ike because it tried to kill his dad?

Seriously, irony and sadness aside for a second, would W react to a possible Houston catastrophe with all the Presidentin' and vitriol that he should have for That Other Sinful Dark Person Place That Doesn't Matter So Much?

I bet Houston would be treated like the sick child - "anything and everything for my baby". New Orleans was treated like the sick hamster - "wow, that bill is steep. Never mind."

(how trendy is this whole 'deep thought' thing anyway?)