I hope that in January, after Mount Rushmore has been re-carved with the faces of Malcolm X, Muhammad Ali, Jeremiah Wright, and Aretha Franklin; after "Fuck tha Police" becomes the new national anthem; after all cigarettes are outlawed except for Kools and Newports; after we've all been forced to become Commie Muslim atheists; after President Obama hands the nuclear launch codes to al-Qaeda; after abortions are not only fully funded but mandatory; after Rastus Odinga Odinga becomes Secretary of State; and after we've all been interned in Learn How To Hate Whitey camps--after all of that, I hope that Caliph Obama Marx X institutes some serious statistical re- education programs, so we won't ever have to deal with this kind of stupid again.
I would have said that we'd have Huey Newton, Nat Turner, and Stokely Carmichael on our money, but of course we won't need any money in our coming Worker's Paradise, now will we, Comrade?
-- Jude, on a roll..
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